I hope everyone's having a nice holiday and is making with the good labor! Thought I'd supply an entire Spidey Super Story for your holiday enjoyment.. and be forewarned.. if you find cringe-worthy puns hurled at you faster than you can count to be your kryptonite.. well, prepare to turn green, baby, as we count off just how many grade-school level bad jokes we can work into a kiddie's funnybook! Apologies beforehand as to the vertical length of this post .. I'm too lazy to add a cut-tag. Hey, I'm on vacation! Jeez!

All right! ... It's go time, Baby!

Everybody! Loosely bount along with me and Rusty. C!

Let's call that 2 so far...

An easy #3

I'm going with only #6

#'s 7, 8, 9, and 10 bring us up to speed

11, 12, 13, 14, 15

Eh. Only one that I see for # 16

17, 18, 19...

20, and a groaner with #21!

22... and.. yeah, why not.. 23

24, 25, 26...

And we'll end with an Apple Polishin' #27

*Phew!* Well, everything seems to have been wrapped up nicely! (#28)

Happy holiday!


SallyP said...

Good Grief! Those roots are sure pink. They must be...beetroot!


Sometimes I just kill myself.

Sea_of_Green said...

Oh. My. God. I kid you not, I think I actually OWNED that issue at one point! I really do!


Mr. Popular said...

What, is Spider Man taking that guy back to his S&M dungeon? Wrap him in web with a snorkel and a blindfold and hang him from the ceiling of a warehouse? I bet he'll never go out in public dressed as Plantman again.