I hope everyone's having a nice holiday and is making with the good labor! Thought I'd supply an entire Spidey Super Story for your holiday enjoyment.. and be forewarned.. if you find cringe-worthy puns hurled at you faster than you can count to be your kryptonite.. well, prepare to turn green, baby, as we count off just how many grade-school level bad jokes we can work into a kiddie's funnybook! Apologies beforehand as to the vertical length of this post .. I'm too lazy to add a cut-tag. Hey, I'm on vacation! Jeez!
All right! ... It's go time, Baby!
Everybody! Loosely bount along with me and Rusty. C!
Let's call that 2 so far...
An easy #3
I'm going with only #6
#'s 7, 8, 9, and 10 bring us up to speed
11, 12, 13, 14, 15
Eh. Only one that I see for # 16
17, 18, 19...
20, and a groaner with #21!
22... and.. yeah, why not.. 23
24, 25, 26...
And we'll end with an Apple Polishin' #27
*Phew!* Well, everything seems to have been wrapped up nicely! (#28)