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These ads keep getting funnier and funnier. It's like some strange boobie evolutionary progression.

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Alright, let's get right to it.. I'm all-agiggling already with this one...

Later...



Hahahaha! Get it? It's a Boobie Trap! Bwahahaha! Oh, I crack myself up sometimes!


And ladies? That would totally work.

I Say... What a SUPER Day!

Once more it's time for another somewhat-thrilling installment of...

This day's episode...

Let's dispense with the usual introductions and cut right into it and just jump to the The Best Thing about this particular issue, OK?

So, what was The Best Thing about this issue?

Was it ... The Bobbie's "Toot" joke?

(I've always wondered how the unarmed British cops stop runaway criminals...)

Is it ... Dial-A-Poke?!?

Almost.. but not quite. Though you gotta admit, that's pretty good right there...

(Seriously: Dial-A-Poke! Saving that one for an 'not-as-yet-thought-up' Atom joke...)

No.. The Best Thing about this issue? Really?

Ya wanna know? 'Cause... it's pretty good.

Alright, then! I give you.....

Tennis Anyone?

No contest.

Bonus: The Origin of Spider-Woman!

Huh? Where am I? Lost my head for a second, there...

Slipped Grip: Revisited

A few weeks ago Adam, over at Comics Make No Sense threw the bloggers a fantastic out of context panel that really deserved better treatment than I ended up giving it.

You know how I hate to let you guys down, but I had football on the brain (for whatever reason) and totally botched it. Now, I'm not trying to make any excuses - I mean, a joke was certainly there.. one that I should have had eagle-eyed dead center in the narrow crosshairs of juvenile playground humor that I aim for semi-daily around here. It just didn't click with what I had in the back of my mind somewhere.

Man, I'm really taking the metaphor round-a-bout these days. It's like trying to summarize a badger's nocturnal emissi... awww... forget it.

Anyhoo... I really wasn't happy with the first thing that came to my mind - and like I said, I remembered that there was something I had perused recently that would have been perfect. I just couldn't remember what it was. It was there.. I know I saw it.. but just out of reach. Darn this short term memory! Curse you college debauchery!

Well the answer came to me today while fondly thinking about Power Girl.

(By the way, in addition to odd memory lapses, the Power Girl Reminiscing Technique (PGRT) also works well to clear up poor vision, restless leg syndrome, and inpot.... nevermind.)

So ... now I give you ... Ladies and Gentlemen ... The Joke that Should Have Been!!

I feel much better now. Ahhhhh.....

(Off to play more Everquest!)

Surprisingly Only Slightly Ribald Monday

Monday! Whee!

Everything went quite over Roller Derby weekend - Our local Treasure Valley Roller Girls won (handily .. though it was a real close game until the last period), and the girls were all justly proud of beating a very good out of state team. And I must say, I've never seen a more fast paced, brutal game in person before. Clearly, both teams were giving it their all and it was absolutely a joy to witness. Seriously, if you ever get the chance - go see one of these things. It's like a brutal carnival. Or an evil disco. I dunno. It's something. Just go.

There were no less than four game stopping injuries. At one point there was an extended time out while they gingerly moved one girl already on the only ambulance stretcher in order to free it up to cart off another. Reminded me of something out of a Popeye toon.

Afterwards we pretty much took over a local bar who were smart enough to recognize a good thing when it happened.

"50+ rowdy roller girls? Yeah... Why don't you all party in here, on us... Oh - drinks are half off for you ladies. Enjoy the dance floor. Gimme a sec to go hang a sign up outside, wouldja?"

We packed the place. The band quickly noticed and really played to the situation. Local boys started pouring in and in no time, we had a thing going. A chick grinding, bar top dancing, sloppy singing, keep it all away from the children, please, thing. Quite fun well into the wee hours!

So after 'Recovery Sunday' we're back - fully rested, debauchery relieved, ripped and ready for another week.

...which makes this one a puzzler! Honestly, given this cover.... I ended up all cutesy on ya.

Elsewhere...


Yeah, there was so much potential there for naughtiness. I know.

Must be gettin' soft.

Awww.. it is kinda cute though. Li'l fella kinda reminds me of someone..

(Actually, I cheated and made up Veronica's last word bubble. Looks good, though! I'm getting better at that!)

I Lap Floor

Well, PG Boob week is at an end. I know, I know.. I'll miss it too. It's been great fun manipulating (wink wink) these in photoshop, I gotta tell ya! The old format will (basically) be back by Monday, and we can then move on to more (ahem) weighty subjects like... umm... poop jokes and fruit pies.

Special thanks again to Sally for being such a good sport and taking this whole thing as the tribute it was always meant to be. DC hero naughty bits are now back to being your exclusive domain, girly. Well, unless I decide on Phantom Lady Week or something.

Also, I gotta say thanks to SexyNerdGirl for putting up with all this nonsense. I only had to suffer through a few of her odd sideway glances and only the occasional eye roll while I was giggling over photoshop boobies. Par for the course when dealing with me, really. I got me a good one there, my friends! I tell ya - I half expected this reaction:

"I...I'll get the surgery..."
Kidding! She knows I'm kidding! Sheesh!!

And finally ... as we leave the glorious globular goodness that was Power Girl Boobs FOREVER week ... a few live action Power Girl fan movies for your enjoyment! Both featuring a girl who can really fill PG's (umm) shoes!

Power Girl gets a job!

And... It's Power Girl, Dammit!

"You cannot beat me... Me Superman, Boobie-Girl!"
Featuring a pretty good Oracle, a Booster and Beetle cameo, and a really, really good Bizarro!

Anyway, hope y'all had some fun this week! Happy weekend, everyone!

A Fop I Roll

Chug Chug! This may be the breast best week ever! Let's pick on Batman again...

Clark Kent makes a Batman cameo.
Shame there's only one more day... then again, I can only apologize so many times.

(Gah! I hate that song!)

Or All of Pi

Like a runaway diesel locomotive plowing down the tracks, Power (Boobie) Week keeps chugging along!

(I really should call this "Hi, Googlers!" week...)

Now that he understood the assignment, Clark regretted the surgery.
That one made me groan a bit. Still, doesn't Clark look positively radiant?!?

(Tip: Silver Age and Modern Comics do not mix well. And I didn't feel like spending the extra time to 'match' them. Eh, you got free boobies, quit complaining..)

(And Hey! Improve your roller-skating!)

Flail Poor!

Wowsers, were there a lot of great AF blogs today! Hats off to everyone! And especially to SallyP for being such a good sport! I owe you a beer.. at least!

Anyway, furthering on!

"Wait...! This means I'm off the hook, too!"
I love this week. I really do.

Sailor Flop!

Well, now. Ain't this a kick in the nips!

"I Tells ya... we're gonna make a MINT!!"

...and it ain't over. Enjoy!

(Happy Holiday!)

A Floor Lisp

Oh, speaking of photoshop - I couldn't let this go by... According to cmer at livejournal's scans_daily, Ray Palmer has been found!!

(Best joke all week!)

Liar Of Slop

Olsen. Bringing it.

"... kids!" Kids!! She meant to finish with "Kids!" Ran out of room! (Honestly!)

Jimmy Olsen: Pimp.

Oral Of Lips

You must know by now that whenever I use that phrase, you're in for things like this:

I really should've added an additional thought bubble (possibly making fun of Chester being a potential molester. Nah, too easy) ... but it's Friday, and It's weekend-lazy time.

And, Hey! Free Ice Cream!

(And what's up with Clark's blue shoes?)
(Boobies from JLA #10, of course.)
(And what does that "camera" actually do, anyway? The mind boggles!)

Lap For Oils!

Let's see if I can actually get this thing going...

My hope is to get about 10 of these ready to go, then make them a regular entry. You wouldn't believe how many times I have the perfect joke but can't find an appropriate comic to photoshop it over. And, since I can't draw worth a lick, this seems like a good idea. They really do save a lot of time, to boot!

Anyway, more to come!

(hopefully...)

Soap For Ill!

And now... Jimmy Olsen and Power Girl. A passion play in 10 panels:

*Bwahahahahaaa!!!!*
(*gasp*)
*Bwahahahahaaa!!!!*

I think I outdid myself with this one. But it took *way* too long to clean up the background stuff. Hopefully, this will be old hat soon. Still, The expressions against the dialog are great.

I love it when I can make myself laugh with my crappy juvenile photoshop jokes...

BTW: ... I actually used that old bar joke to get a bar girl's phone number last week. Works brilliantly. My gift to you all. Use it wisely.

A Roll Of Sip

One of my dogs has had a weird skin injury that has been bothering her for a few days. Right on the top of her back, towards the butt end. A big pussy (Hi, Googlers!), scabby round abrasion. Nothing I haven't dealt with before (I thought) So, I've been tending to it, clipping the hair around it, rubbing on the first-aid cream and whatnot and keeping her from licking it as much as I can. In spite of that, it's started to spread, so this morning I did a doggie doctor web search and found an exact match.

My dog has ringworm. Fan-flippin'-tastic.

Ringworm, in case you didn't know, is not a worm, but a fungus that infects skin. Nothing too serious - a decent fungal cream will take care of it in a few MONTHS, but its spores are airborne, and it is communicable. Even to humans.

So, in addition to buying a new air filter and treating the doggie with several new creams, I'm having to wash everything daily to keep it from spreading to the other dog. And to me. And keep in mind that I've rubbed my unprotected fingers over this sucker for a few days now, not knowing what it was. As soon as I found out, I hit the shower scrubbing like a rape victim. *sigh*

The next few months are going to consist of constant housecleaning and daily laundry. Dangit.

Well, enough with the Scabs... bring on the Boobies!

Ahh.... I feel better...

No, I'm not ashamed. I'm giggling, if you must know.

Of Asp Or Ill

Once again! Got things to do, roller derby girls to sass wise with, and sexy nerd girls to meet!

But.. I swear to you, both of my readers... I will never get tired of this easy, recurring joke!

Boobies.

Extra Postal Boobage

OK, Okay! One more today... Just because it was too good to pass up!

Blatantly stolen through a recent entry from Sea of Green - an amazing "insert joke here" panel she found and posted for us:

(And, Boy! Was this one easy! I may use this Boobies ... err.. Image.. in the future!)

What Women Say:


What Men Hear:


But not YOUR guys, Ladies! No, no! ... we only focus on your eyes and on what you're saying! And, we know what you really mean! And how you really feel when you say it! Really! It's a deep Boobie connection!

I mean.. Ah, Dang it and Heck!

By the way - in case anyone wants to play along - Here's the blank. Thanks, Sea!

Career Paths

Offered without comment:

(Well, except that I made it, and I thought it was funny!)

"And more cleavage, please! Thank you!"

Seriously, MJ? Call me.

Lazy Friday!

Once again! Got things to do, roller derby girls to sass wise with, and sexy nerd girls to meet!

But.. I swear to you, both of my readers... I will never get tired of this easy, recurring joke!

Boobies.