Robin...

...is sick of playing 4th wheel.


Panels from World's Finest #85. Hiatus slowly easing up. Hopefully.

(Boy, Robin looks pissed!)

Mercy Rule

No time to blog! ... Gotta catch a baseball game...

Okay.. maybe a quickie:

Close calls at the plate rarely went against the Man of Steel.
Subtle! Yet again!

The Terrible Trio!

There's something inherently funny about evil muppets.

Jus' Sayin'.

Imagine him cackling with that high-pitched Elmo voice... .*shudder*

Because Sheep can hear those Zippers

More wacky shenanigans with our newest movie sensation!

Tee hee!

(Apologies to all Scotsmen for the Title joke. My Baaaaad.)

A Fop I Roll

Chug Chug! This may be the breast best week ever! Let's pick on Batman again...

Clark Kent makes a Batman cameo.
Shame there's only one more day... then again, I can only apologize so many times.

(Gah! I hate that song!)

Flail Poor!

Wowsers, were there a lot of great AF blogs today! Hats off to everyone! And especially to SallyP for being such a good sport! I owe you a beer.. at least!

Anyway, furthering on!

"Wait...! This means I'm off the hook, too!"
I love this week. I really do.

Who Watches?

Sorry about yesterday's *ahem* ribald bit of dildo foolishness¹. Won't happen again for at least a week. Maybe sooner. Oh well.

OK - Back to the Silver Age Wackiness!©

"That's the last time I get Superman to pose as Robin for a bust."

Ummm.. wow. Don't know what I was originally thinking, there. And you really don't want to see the Google search results for "Batman kissing Robin." Seriously.

(Hi, Googlers!)

Happy Weekend!

¹ SexyNerdGirl

Yer Yellow

So I finally got around to reading the latest installment of The Goddamn Batman.

Actually, it was the best issue so far. I think this series has hit a turning point and will go in a different direction for the next half dozen issues. Make more rational sense and tread less over-the-top. Which is a bit of a shame. No reason for me thinking that, I just have a goddamn feeling.

And, since it is still my favorite comic to mess with, I give you this...

Mmmmm... Lemonade... That cool, refreshing drink...

(I did Google for a Green Lantern Spit Take image.. but alas...)

Phun with Phonetics

It's been a while since I tried a playground joke. Well, by "a while," I mean like, umm.. since last week.

Anywhoo, let's try an old standard and comic-i-fy it! For the comic geeky sophisticate inside of you that yearns to be reminded of the thrilling tales of yesteryear!

Well the yesteryear of the 1990s, anyway...

Later...

Just be glad he didn't steal the Gotham City Buttfer.

(I hope I'm not the only one who genuinely chuckled at this one...)

Questionable Manor Hangings

Just a quickie. I have obligations. They involve a hospital.

Not me and probably not a concern at all, but I'm "on call" as it were - bringing snacks, reading material and such.

This one was too Goddamn easy.

I Have a Cunning Plan...

Well, Batman does anyway:

And with that one, I'm off to see me some Original Star Trek on the big screen. I'm pretty sure someone's jealous. Countdown until he points out that the original rejected pilot was "The Cage" in 1....7.....0...1...

(Just kidding!)

(Man, this one's particularly crappy.. I could've spent another day cleaning up that done-too-many-times joke...)
(For instance, I should've used Carmine Infantino pointing hands instead of the arrows...)
(...and made it look more blue-printy...)
(Yes, I'm a big ol' geek.)

Hallow-Back!

Whelp, that was one Spook-tacularly fun Halloween! But, I'm back and so let's wade back into the basics...

Crappy Juvenile Photoshop Jokes!

(I'm actually kinda happy with this one)

(Yeah, it's an easy mark, but whattayagonnado??)

Oh, and please go see Spamalot, if you get the chance. It's surprisingly fantastic! You will have a good time, believe you me!

(And, who knew there were so many lyrical rhymes for 'Jew?')

I apologize in advance

...but after the first one, which is just silly, the rest kinda spilled out of me.

Don't judge.

I really should stop being surprised at how many images there are for a "Supergirl Upskirt" search.

(Hi, Googlers!)

Robin. Pimp.

Supergirl's got nothing on Robin:

In case you missed all the nuances of this glorious scene: here we have Robin picking up a woman probably close to twice his age whose standards are so incredibly high that they're limited to Superman, and only Superman while wearing the most garish nancy-boy costume ever! right under the nose of Superman AND Batman, his mentor. Oh, and multi-ba-jillionaire playboy and every-girl's dream Bruce Wayne, who was also on the boat flirting with Lois in this story.

"So, Robin... What do you do for fun when that mask comes off? It does come off, right?"

Robin. Pimp.