Keeps on Giving

Sorry for the lack of postage yesterday. I was in the emergency room for most of the afternoon. Nothing serious - just a long, long day ending with an official, "Huh. Don't know what it is, then..."

Still.. I got some free rubber gloves! And tongue depressors! And Bio-chemical hazardous waste in a handy disposable bag!

Nevermind.

Anyway, here's Lois again:


In spite of Superman's reassurances, there's no such thing as "Kryptonite Herpes."

That may be my favorite sentence of the week. I think I'm going to work it into a conversation later.

6 comments:

SallyP said...

You...you've just described the two upcoming episodes of "House" and "Smallville"!

Sea_of_Green said...

Strange thought ... I wonder if Superman ever gets kidney stones?

SallyP said...

Occasionally, but he passes them like speeding bullets.

FoldedSoup said...

Zing!

Nice one!

TF said...

GAAAAH!!!

he's eating her FACE!!!!

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

Hey! Wasn't Lois a virgin? You've just destroyed my entire childhood! T_T