Keeps on Giving

Sorry for the lack of postage yesterday. I was in the emergency room for most of the afternoon. Nothing serious - just a long, long day ending with an official, "Huh. Don't know what it is, then..."

Still.. I got some free rubber gloves! And tongue depressors! And Bio-chemical hazardous waste in a handy disposable bag!

Nevermind.

Anyway, here's Lois again:

In spite of Superman's reassurances, there's no such thing as "Kryptonite Herpes."
That may be my favorite sentence of the week. I think I'm going to work it into a conversation later.

3rd Time's the Burning Charm!

Eh, what the heck... let's make it a three-fer...

Oh, you! Jughead! Always with the Zingers!

The next time you're with your sweetie and spot a bad hairpiece... remember this one! You don't get that set-up very often, kids!

(You can blame it on me. I can take it.)

Archie Plays for Keeps

I really didn't set out to start STD Week at The Want List.

Really, I didn't. But, you gotta go where the river takes ya! And something about Jughead's reaction just made the joke too easy to ignore.

And I love, LOVE! Archie's bemused look. That's the capper. You lose a bet with Archie, you lose a bet with everyone he's ever lost a bet with. And now you know.

(And there's an ironic parallel here involving unintentional blog jokes and unwanted STDs, I'm sure. But I choose to ignore it.)