Archie Plays for Keeps

I really didn't set out to start STD Week at The Want List.

Really, I didn't. But, you gotta go where the river takes ya! And something about Jughead's reaction just made the joke too easy to ignore.

And I love, LOVE! Archie's bemused look. That's the capper. You lose a bet with Archie, you lose a bet with everyone he's ever lost a bet with. And now you know.

(And there's an ironic parallel here involving unintentional blog jokes and unwanted STDs, I'm sure. But I choose to ignore it.)

Zing!

Still on low content, house-hunting mode. But a few of the houses we're checking out are looking better than before. No batpoles as of yet.

In the meantime, here's a zinger from Veronica:

Ha Ha! Zing!!

(Is it wrong that I could spell 'Chlamydia' without dictionary help? I'm trying not to think about it.)

Shout her Name and Steal her Clothes

Still sick (now with added fever goodness!) and feeling kinda grumpy in general, so allow me to share the mood with all the fellahs and illustrate through crappy photoshop exactly why Veronica is out of your league:

Stick with Betty, trust me. Much more attainable.

(Tell me you wouldn't want ol' Dan's initial sketches of that cover. Hommina hommina...)