Showing posts with label Apologies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apologies. Show all posts

Still Here...

Just unbelievably busy. Some things have to be put on hold, I'm afraid.

You would not believe the year I'm having...

Anyhoo.. here's a funny from my favorite daily web comic, SMBC:



Seriously, this guy has an amazing sense of humor...

Laters!

I'm Not Proud

...but sometimes it has to be done. Honestly, you really can't see something like this:


...and expect me to successfully fight the urge to make a teeny, tiny li'l change to the sound effect!

C'mon! I'm only human!

(So, it's come down to the fart jokes. Well, to be fair, you knew it would eventually...)

(Yeah, I darkened the "smoke." I'm a farty perfectionist. So sue me.)

Open Apologies to CMNS Monday

Dear Adam,

Yesterday
I finally posted a new entry after a lengthy absence. A lengthy absence during which I can offer no excuses for my constant internet inactivity, quite frankly. But I'll give it a shot: It appears I was suffering from total physical inertia, absence of interest in my ambiance - what some bloggers call "environment" - a failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ribald comment, a nice firm boobie, a power girl reference... To be blunt, I was in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, weltschmertz, call it what you will...

It was moping... and I'll have to remember that. Anywhoo...

When I finally did post, it was simply a slightly off-putting Batman and Robin pose from a World's Finest cover. And nothing more. For this, I am deeply ashamed, and beg your forgiveness.

As you rightly pointed out, it would have been quite easy to take a further step with that cover and make a basic rudimentary joke. Quite simple, really. It was already there, waiting to be teased from it's comfort. If only I took the effort ... if only I took the care to provide you, dear reader, with even a half-hearted attempt at the sort of crudely photoshopped playground humor my quatrain of readers has come to expect.

Alas.. It seems I was still on vacation. Well, the naughty bits were at least. The creative naughty bits, I mean. Metaphorically creative naughty bits.

Seriously... look how easy this was:



10 Minutes Ago



20 Minutes Ago


Actually, ... I fell better now! Ahhh.....

So to you Adam, as well as anyone else I have offended with my inertia... My deepest apologies. I promise to be more diligent and boobies in the future.

-FSoup

(I could blame the new tattoo. Hurts like a bastich...)
(Monty Python reference written from memory. Yeah. I can do that.)

My Bad

Sorry for the lack of posts recently; it's been a crazy week. Odd obligations, weird late-night incidents, strange work requests and the like. Plus, the Roller Girl has moved in, been hired for a new job and so we're real busy taking care of all the stuff that follows that. Plus, I'm a lazy, lazy guy.

I'm am working on a few new things, though. Things for this blog. Things that'll take some time before I'm happy with them. So, been busy there, too.

For lack of a proper post, please enjoy the glory that is (basically) the final panel from this week's All Star Superman. Thank you, Mr. Morrison and Mr. Quitely.


What a fantastic series.

Sorry, but I'll be back more regular in a bit.