It's out there

So, what's one part cartoon, one part horror, and fun for everyone?!?

Japanese crazy good fun-ness! American style!

Man, I'd be scared too in that situation! Run man, RUN!

Yeah.

You just know there's something like this out there. I mean.. yeah, I know there's Hentai books, but something that blends golden age horror comics and tentacle porn? I'm sure someone's making it. Quick! Do a search! Make sure you're at work, though.

(Hi, Googlers!)

Blonde Moons! Clovers! Diamonds!

...Butterflies! Landing Strips!

I'm in a strange mood.

Oh, and Hey! In searching for the naughty bits trimmer, I came across this one made specifically for the Fellahs:

Genius! Pure Genius! Hooray for good hygiene!

(...and count your lucky stars I didn't combine these two ideas...)