Pie!

Created, without tweaking, using Worlde as pointed out by snell over at Slay, Monstrobot!!

Now I'm strangely hungry for some reason...

Get Baking, You!

Here at The Want List, we have a few sacred cows we like to celebrate every now and then. And, it helps when one of our most treasured turns out to have its very own delicious holiday! So...

Happy Pi Day, Everyone!

Pi day, in addition to being an easy excuse to ditch the diet, is actually an annual event where the Earth's calendar syncs up to the mathematical value of π: 3.14159265.... or, March 14 at 1:59 pm. It's a day of fun, frivolity, frolicking, and delicious fruit filling!

(Actually a better pi day, a once-in-a-millennium one, will come around in 2026 or in 2015 at 9:26, but I can't wait that long for pie!)

Pie!

Ah, pie! Where would we be without you? Nowhere delicious, I can tell you that! As far as I'm concerned, pie makes the world go around! Why, look! Here's Batman once again using pie to apprehend the criminals!

Actually, it's part of a Goddamn Batman Micro-Bombs Fruit Pie Theme! Sorta.

Yay! So, quit bloggin' stop wastin' time and get out there and make some pie, everyone! Ummm... Pie...

Pie!

And, hey! It's on a weekend this year! So, get those sweatpants on and start bakin'! To get things rolling, here's my all-time favorite chef (and fellow UGA graduate), Alton Brown showing you how easy it is to make an ultra-easy version of one of my all-time favorite pies... A Shoo-Fly Pie! (link goes to recipe) As a bonus, it gets rid of that half bottle of molasses you have hidden in the back of your pantry... and shows you how to actually make brown sugar! Wowsers!

Trust me, it's faboo!

Enjoy your pie time, kiddies!

Blatent Rip-Off Monday

Hmmm.. wonder what they were going for here... Li'l tyke seems awfully familiar...

Last Month...

Ah.. memories!

That reminds me.. I really need to write to my brother. Do they allow comics in county?

And why did Pat's mom keep her birth control in the kitchen cupboard?

A: 'cause in 1956, that's where her place was!

(B'dum, Ching!)

I keed, I keed...

EDIT: Hey! Check out what Mr. Popular drew over at Daily Sketch today!

Grimlock bringing me a fruit pie == teh awesome! (Is that how the kids are saying it?)

Thanks, man!

Fast Food!

S'been a while since I've done one of these. I kinda miss 'em!

Subtle ... yet gruesome!

(4th panel subtlety, that is. Ick.)

"Beautiful, isn't it?"

Y'all seen the preliminary sketches for Grant Morrison's Final Crisis Darkseid?

I kinda like it.

Yellow Fever

More from the Goddamn Batman, because.. why the hell not?

(Plus, I completely thunked myself in the head when I eventually thought of this one. Took me a while. Huh.)

Too easy.. man, I can't believe I missed that one at first glance.

Mmmm.. pie...

With that shelf life, you could stockpile them forever

It's looking like prequel joke week!

.0045 Seconds Earlier ...

Mmmmm... those do look good! Wonder if you can deep fry them?

Edit: Apparently, you can!

Wowsers!

How World War Hulk *Should Have* Ended: Finale!

It's a shame, but it's over. Oh, well.. I'm sure I can find a way to work those delicious Hostess Fruit Pies into future crappy photoshops...

Previously:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
How I thought it would end

As usual, click for Hulk Size

Kinda deep, huh? Y'see, Bruce's climactic immersion into the delicious fruit filling is actually a metaphor for the human condition, and when the dual flavor choices of Apple and Cherry is juxtaposed with the internal good vs. evil struggle that is the Hulk's epitome (green vs. red), the crux of this little morality play thus becomes unto like a...

Oh, I give up! I haven't been able to bullshit a thesis since I left college English classes.

Monday! Time for a Clap Joke!

Not that kind of Clap, you perverts...

Or as I like to call you guys: Regulars!

It's Halloween week! My funnest, favorite, frolicking holiday! Faboo! I'm finally feeling the freaky fun! So for now, let's furrow far into The Funny forthwith to find some fine and flavorful Fruit Pie flaky farce!

Fire up Function for Full Frame Force!

*Phew!*

(That one counts!)

N.E.X.T.W.A.V.E: Agents of H.O.S.T.E.S.S.

Because Anonymous demanded it!

(It would link him, but ... well, he's incognito...)

Clicky for Biggies.
This whole pie thing? Getting to be a theme.

Me likey.

Recovered!

Well, that was a fun Birthday! So much so that I didn't even think to post anything yesterday. Oh well...

(...and thanks, You!)

Let's make up for it with what (I think) is a pretty funny one. Made me laugh my Goddamn ass off, anyway...

Goddamn, these Batman ones are fun!

How World War Hulk *Should* End: Part IV!

Because No-One Demanded It!!

I'm gonna be sad when this all wraps up, lemme tell you...

Previously:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
How WWH will most likely end

(Clicky Most for Hulk-Sized)

Pie for Everyone!

How World War Hulk *Should* End: Part III!

These are hella fun!

Previously:
Part 1
Part 2
How WWH will most likely end

Click either panel to Hulkify
Now it's time for a Popsicle! And a beer.

Beersicle? Hmmm....

How World War Hulk *Should* End: Part Deux!

Hope everyone had a fun time at Comic Con! I wish I was there.. maybe next year. It looked like an "Utter Hoot!", as Mama Soup used to say. In particular, Bully had the cutest li'l story about his admirable search for Ms. Jane Wiedlin (Tagged here), who is also an old never-to-be crush of mine. Sorry, Bully.

Alright then! Fresh off the heels of Jonah Hex: Badass Week, let's get back to the basics with some badly photoshopped comics!

This joke was so good the first time, I thought I'd revisit it! Who knows?!? This may become a running gag for the entire series... Oh! And I see a new issue comes out this week! Whee! I have a plan now! 'Course this week also sees a new issue of Jonah Hex, so I got a choice to make....

Anyway in part II, the Hulk's anger continues, unsatiated...

Click for Hulk-Sized
I now have a folder in my "Scans\Temp" area labeled "Fruit Pies." That's funny to me.

Be even funnier if I move it into my "Pr0n" folder...

How World War Hulk *Should* End

First in a series of two.

Clicky For Hulk-Sized. You really need to.


... Sometime Later ...



This may be the greatest thing I've done thus far...

Tune in tomorrow for Part Two!