Keeps on Giving

Sorry for the lack of postage yesterday. I was in the emergency room for most of the afternoon. Nothing serious - just a long, long day ending with an official, "Huh. Don't know what it is, then..."

Still.. I got some free rubber gloves! And tongue depressors! And Bio-chemical hazardous waste in a handy disposable bag!

Nevermind.

Anyway, here's Lois again:

In spite of Superman's reassurances, there's no such thing as "Kryptonite Herpes."
That may be my favorite sentence of the week. I think I'm going to work it into a conversation later.

No Respect!

Another day, another quickie - I got too many things to do! It's been a very busy week so far, and we're going camping this weekend to top it all off, so there's that to prepare for, too.

Sorry - I really meant to spend today responding to Sea's tagging by posting some of my favorite blog entries, honest! ... maybe I'll get time tomorrow at work. Sigh. In the meantime, here's more Lois Lane shenanigans:

That's another one of those, "You gotta be kidding me!" Lois Lane covers that I really didn't have to tinker with all that much. I'd really like to get a complete set of these someday - money not withstanding - just for those awesome covers. And if that makes me less of a man ... well so be it, twinkletoes!

Who Watches?

Sorry about yesterday's *ahem* ribald bit of dildo foolishness¹. Won't happen again for at least a week. Maybe sooner. Oh well.

OK - Back to the Silver Age Wackiness!©

"That's the last time I get Superman to pose as Robin for a bust."

Ummm.. wow. Don't know what I was originally thinking, there. And you really don't want to see the Google search results for "Batman kissing Robin." Seriously.

(Hi, Googlers!)

Happy Weekend!

¹ SexyNerdGirl

Silver Age Time-Travel Catfight!! Whoo Hoo!

I know the pieces are there - the patterns were always the same.... But when you actually map it out...

Wow! It explains a lot!

And So...

The Gauntlet is Thrown...

Two can Play at this Game!

The Ante is Upped...

A Shocking Secret Revealed!

The Endgame is Near!

The Inescapable Finale!

*Whew!*

That used up a lot of images in the "Future" folder!

(Wonder if Booster Gold knows about this!)

Lazy Friday!

Once again! Got things to do, roller derby girls to sass wise with, and sexy nerd girls to meet!

But.. I swear to you, both of my readers... I will never get tired of this easy, recurring joke!

Boobies.

Centennial!

Hey! How about that! Post #100! Yay! Who'da thunk it?

And, after checking the stats I'm happy to post that I'm the current number one Google search for "Supergirl Upskirt!" Ah, my purpose. It's all falling into place...

I'm also 4th for "Dominatrix Tales!" Yay!

(Hi, Googlers!)

So, anyway Soup! What do you feel like posting tonight? What it being a special entry and all?

Well, disembodied questioner, the same thing I post (nearly) every night....

Badly Photoshopped and tastelessly juvenile humor based on old comic book covers!
Ah! But why not go for a theme and use some comic's issue #100? Y'know? To go with your 100th post?

Done!

Yep. Future's lookin' good.

(Tell me you wouldn't put down your hard-earned 15 cents for that issue. Seriously.)

Lois Lane: Clueless

I was looking through some old Lois Lane comics (Yes, Ladies! I'm single!) and came across this beauty of a cover:

Did Woody Allen write this?
Yes, that's about as awesome of a Lois Lane "Buy me to see what's going on!" romance cover as you can get, considering that Superman has not only married Lois Lane (old hat), but he has adopted his cousin, who honestly seems pretty stoked with the whole idea. (*shudder*) Bonus: You just know Lois is going to tear off into a Catastrophic Jealous Lois Freak-Out™ at some point during the story. I can only hope it involves a Kryptonite frying pan.

Props to my man 'Supes for the strategic positioning of the newspaper, though. Been there, done that. Lois never saw a thing. Smooth, Bro!

I know I have to filter this through the innocence of those Wacky Silver Age Stories™, but - seriously?!? Did this one totally get a pass? And if this, like most LL comics, was really targeted to teenage girls, was the dilemma, "Now that he's adopted a fellow Kryptonian, someone who (*choke*) is more like him and better than me ... someone who is ... (*sob*) prettier and younger than me... (*sob*) what chance do I have of keeping him?"

"I....I...I'm still happy. I am. I'm happy! Hap..(*choke*)..py!"

That's a great cover. Man, I love old Lois Lane comics! (Hi, Ladies!)

Anyhoo..., because Lois seems a bit more clueless than usual on this one, and because it's absolutely, positively begging for a joke ... here we go!


Betcha thought I was going to really dirty that one up, didn't ya?

(ehh.. believe it or not, a "Superman Supergirl Lois threeway" Google image search is surprisingly barren. Huh. Funny, that!)

(Hi, Googlers!)

No Raise for You!

Apparently salary is computed weekly over at The Daily Planet. And don't Jimmy and Perry both look pleased with their new figures?

Perry: My supply of Cuban's is ensured. Excellent.
Jimmy: Oh, boy! I can afford a new watch battery! I can cross the street again without fear!

And, it's proven for the umpteenth time in Silver-Age Superman stories that The Daily Planet has only four employees. And a publisher. Walt Disney.

I knew it.

Well, off to the Spider-Movie! Have fun, kids!

EDIT: I hate when I do this, but I always seem to find a better joke the second time I review my old posts. I probably should stop initially posting while inebriated.

... nah.

Robin. Pimp.

Supergirl's got nothing on Robin:

In case you missed all the nuances of this glorious scene: here we have Robin picking up a woman probably close to twice his age whose standards are so incredibly high that they're limited to Superman, and only Superman while wearing the most garish nancy-boy costume ever! right under the nose of Superman AND Batman, his mentor. Oh, and multi-ba-jillionaire playboy and every-girl's dream Bruce Wayne, who was also on the boat flirting with Lois in this story.

"So, Robin... What do you do for fun when that mask comes off? It does come off, right?"

Robin. Pimp.