Evan Dorkin: Parallel Thinker

I'm reading through the last of my Free Comic Book Day haul and I finally get around to Bongo's entry, The Bongo Comics Free-for-All! 2007. It's a great 5-part Simpsons / Futurama 1-shot compliation - the kind that always manages to give me a chuckle. The first story - written by Evan "Bring Me the Head of Boba Fett" Dorkin - is about Bart winning a five minute shopping spree running the greed gauntlet in Krusty's Toyland. Word eventually gets out to the other kids and - 'Lo and behold! What are all those little bits of paper about...

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Ha! Ha-Ha!

Mr. Dorkin must be a blog lurker. Hi, Evan!

Things get worse at school...


...and in the gym...


...and at lunch.


Poor Bart! He even gets harassed at the Android's Dungeon!


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Awwww.. Bart can't catch a break.

This was quite unexpected! Thanks, Evan! Vindication! See, everyone has a Want List! What say you, Bart?


Heh.

Ralph Wiggum Bonus Panel Goodness:


That's unpossible.