Showing posts with label Jokes That Write Themselves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes That Write Themselves. Show all posts

It's an Honor Just to be Nominated

It's only Tuesday, but it's already been quite the fun week. So, I feel the mood to raise that Limbo Bar and ratchet up The Funny by way of everyone's favorite guilty pastime...

Porno Award Ceremonies!

(Hi, Googlers!)

Adam once again provides the comedic fodder with this fantastic combination of juvenile school-boy double-entendre humor coupled (you see what I did there?) with good ol' fashioned out-of-context radness:

I made a funny in his comments and decided to follow it up here. Twist my arm, why doncha.. it's porn!



(...Later - at the Awards After Photo Shoot...)


Ahhh... that's better ... I'm spent.

(I'm so, so sorry...)
(kinda.)

Ah HA!

I only bought 3 comics this week, the best one at face value looking like Ex Machina. So, no Most Wanted this week. I'm sure that my writeup would only read something like, "Another great issue, as always. Great title, blabbidy blabbidy..." anyway. Jeez, that Vaughan guy's annoying like that.

So instead, let's ponder a question of serious import:

"Tell me Dinah ... just between us girls, what's the REAL reason you're marrying that known cad, scoundrel, and scallywag Oliver Queen?"


I knew it!

(Yes, that's photoshopped. Barely. Dialog was deleted, but not added to. Sometimes it's too easy.)