Keeps on Giving

Sorry for the lack of postage yesterday. I was in the emergency room for most of the afternoon. Nothing serious - just a long, long day ending with an official, "Huh. Don't know what it is, then..."

Still.. I got some free rubber gloves! And tongue depressors! And Bio-chemical hazardous waste in a handy disposable bag!

Nevermind.

Anyway, here's Lois again:

In spite of Superman's reassurances, there's no such thing as "Kryptonite Herpes."

That may be my favorite sentence of the week. I think I'm going to work it into a conversation later.

6 comments:

  1. You...you've just described the two upcoming episodes of "House" and "Smallville"!

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  2. Strange thought ... I wonder if Superman ever gets kidney stones?

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  3. Occasionally, but he passes them like speeding bullets.

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  4. Hey! Wasn't Lois a virgin? You've just destroyed my entire childhood! T_T

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