Still.. I got some free rubber gloves! And tongue depressors! And Bio-chemical hazardous waste in a handy disposable bag!
Nevermind.
Anyway, here's Lois again:

In spite of Superman's reassurances, there's no such thing as "Kryptonite Herpes."
That may be my favorite sentence of the week. I think I'm going to work it into a conversation later.
You...you've just described the two upcoming episodes of "House" and "Smallville"!
ReplyDeleteStrange thought ... I wonder if Superman ever gets kidney stones?
ReplyDeleteOccasionally, but he passes them like speeding bullets.
ReplyDeleteZing!
ReplyDeleteNice one!
GAAAAH!!!
ReplyDeletehe's eating her FACE!!!!
Hey! Wasn't Lois a virgin? You've just destroyed my entire childhood! T_T
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